Real life surroundings and people are overrated.

Extremes of temperature; unpredictable weather; dealing with people; dogs; rabid squirrels; bugs (oh my gosh the bugs!); why on earth would you bother with the out of doors when you can have the best of any world imaginable with just the click of a mouse?

All computer geeks know that it’s better in HD, and if you can crank the resolution up above 1,920 pixels by 1,200, then you’ve got it as good as it gets and Middle Earth will look as real as the face in the mirror (probably more so if you haven’t shaved in a few days) and even real life can’t get any better than that. In fact, online you can tone down that damned sunset (who on earth would use surgical appliance pink for a sunset?) with just a twist of your color controls.

Don’t bother with reality; your online universe has it beat, hands down. I mean, honestly, what is the point of going outdoors when you can order everything you could possibly want or need online; software, shoes, clothes, pizza, video cards; even this “I Went Outside Once” t shirt and have them delivered right to your doorstep?

This geek t shirt is screen printed with a great 8-bit image of someone outside a house with a tree, a dog, some flying mustaches with the phrase “I Went Outside Once but the graphics are not that good” and is currently available in black in sizes small through 5XL. So embrace your geekhood – and when you have to go out, wear this proudly. It truly does say it all.